'Hello Boss. You heard about Mr Johnson? He was caught shagging his next door neighbour. At the bus stop. And she's 87. We've all done it.'
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Jamieson Kilpatrick and Co
@ 2008-01-18 – 21:20:18
'It was awful. He had to have an enema. Just like that geezer in Iceland'
'Who? Bjorn?'
'No. Old Faithful'
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Govinder's Grocery Store
@ 2006-09-14 – 21:09:01
'Hello boss. You know in Australia he was running for Mayor. His campaign was massive. He had an elephant. We've all done it'
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Jamieson Kilpatrick and Co
@ 2006-07-28 – 23:14:14
'I've got to attend an ID parade'
'Do you reckon you'll pick him out?'
'I doubt it. It's so unfair. They'll all look the same'.
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Jim's Antiques
@ 2006-01-07 – 01:14:38
'I'm looking for something by an impressionist'
'Just like that or nice to see you to see you nice?'
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Jamieson Kilpatrick and Co
@ 2005-11-29 – 21:02:35
'You might know him. He works for the police. Peter. The photographer.'
'Forensic?'
'I don't know his second name.'
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Jim's Antiques
@ 2005-11-07 – 17:44:23
'Excuse me. Would you like to buy this watch?'
'No sorry. I haven't got the time.'
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Luigi's Pet Shop
@ 2005-10-24 – 17:49:42
'Bird flu? Of course the bird flu.....how d'ya think he gotta here in the first place?
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Jim's Antiques
@ 2005-09-12 – 00:29:32
'My God! I have never see one of these with my own eyes. It's absolutely priceless. Where did you get it from?'
'I burgled Buckingham Palace last night.'
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Jamieson Kilpatrick and Co
@ 2005-09-02 – 00:12:38
'He follows them religiously. Goes every week. He's fanatical about them but it's only football for God's sake. He's even got a box.'
'Wow! Is he really rich then?'
'No. He stands on it. He's only 4'10.'